Note To Self:

  • In Ancient Rome, a crooked nose was a sign of leadership. I don´t know about the nose but the crooked part still seams to apply.

  • They say that the odds of winning a 10 Million dollar (or higher) Jackpot is about one in a Million. So if you ever stumble upon a Million dollars, buy lottery ticket!

  • Complaining about smokers killing them selfs, while driving a gasoline powered car, is the hight of dubblemorale.

  • Even the most beautiful bird might take a crap on your favorite hat.

  • Selling marketideas would be a great marketidea.

  • Stealing my marketidea would be even greater.

  • People these days don´t really care about who´s in charge. Just look at the A-holes they allect.

  • Arguing with a women is like bashing you head against a wall, even IF you get through your still up for a headache.

  • Violence is never the answer, but alot more fun to watch.

  • If you think you are free, your not!

  • have you noticed that the winners never say that "Winning isn´t everthing."

  • Why are they called "Dreamcatchers" when all they catch is dust?



TODAY OUTFIT: "In the free world" SPECIAL!
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NOTE! Don´t do this, the cops will be on your ass in no time at all!

11 things that passed my mind.

Note to self:
  • Jumping up and down at a single spot while playing guitar makes you look like an asshole.

  • If your a Sarah Palin fan, holding you breath for 25 minutes is a good way of showing it.

  • If alot of people get pissed as a result of your creative outlet, your doing it right.

  • Blogging while hating bloggs is like talking about jesus 24/7 and then starting a war. (in Iraq)

  • Comparing yourself with George Bush may actually lower your IQ.

  • If everyone in the world would have a silent minute at the same time I could really make myself heard.

  • Short shorts is called long longs if a person without legs wear them.

  • Nowadays, it´s NO fun until someone gets hurt.

  • Throwing a tv out a hotell window wouldn´t be fun without the risk of somebody getting it in the head.

  • Trying to understand the world is like ordering a Big Mac at a Burger King,  your not gonna get it!

  • "10 things that passed my mind" would have been a much cooler title.



Todays outfit Africa special.


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